kieran murphy

The ghost of me1 3el who migrated to the sandy streets of Saudi Arabia to become the ultimate form of ghost, he works in the al nassr slave coaches and is a complete transperent NOT obtuse being.

" I hate ghosts"
"hey its rude to say you hate people"
"Its kieran Murphy."

by saudiprooooleague December 26, 2023

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.

Fart Murphy

Local HVAC salesman

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy

The best ottb (off the track thoroughbred) to ever be owned by a black equestrian.

Real one: You ever heard of Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy ?
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !

by finnnn.2nns August 1, 2023

kaidence murphy

The most beautiful-est girl you could ever marry especially if she has brownish blondish hair and blue eyes she is quite the catch and anyone would be lucky to have her

YOU look so Kaidence Murphy

by K Murphy February 1, 2017

myles murphy

A Myles Murphy is someone who is incredibly strong and sexy and has a very good future in front of him, and not to mention his MASSIVE dick he gots. He’s also a simp even in times he wishes he wasn’t. Myles Murphy also gets good grades and has A bright and successful future in front him

Today I acted like “Myles Murphy”

by Ron curtis murphy 3 August 27, 2020

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Murphy

A cool guy who is usually the person you want to befriend, they'll send you a lot of positive messages and you would want to stay close to them.

"murphy just gave me flowers, what a kind guy"

by MonkeywithBanana June 10, 2021