Post-Sex Munchies

Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.

Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!

by EMT-chick09 July 19, 2011

rod muncher

1: someone who munches one's rod
2: someone who sucks one's cock real hard untill it dismantles itself
3: someone who eats one's cock instead of suckin it

owen was sucking todd real hard but he got carried away and and not only did he give a blow job he also got dinner.
Todd was upset and shouted, "You Fucking Rod Muncher you Munched my rod off!"

by Mr Limp: i am not bob doyle June 7, 2007

muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.

I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.

by egnaro May 23, 2005

Melon Muncher

Juan

hi juan
nigger melon muncher faggot

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

ass muncher

a true ass hole

some one who munches lots of ass

shrooms: ily bitchh.
annitto: -_____________-
shrooms: fucking ass muncher

by shroomsyo April 9, 2010

jew muncher

a person who is not jewish, but hangs out and surrounds themselves with jews so they might as well be. and they also probably munch on jew dick/puss , hence the muncher part.

Bro 1: yo dude you know that kid ben isnt even jewish?
Bro 2: hes a fuckin jew muncher , he might as well be.

by nicknapolo5 January 17, 2009

Faggot-munching queermo

The worst object in a group. Also the bitch of a group.

In Hip-Hop, the beatboxers are the faggot-munching queermos of the genre.

by LanceFaithAceSFX June 27, 2010