When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work
Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!
Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!
Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022

A joke that’s been used for decades. This can be offensive to some people while just plain humor to others. This can be used in multiple instances. Like “yo momma so fat the scale say “To be continued”. These jokes are used to insult one’s mother.
by The realest ofthemall July 7, 2025

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 21, 2021

yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
by Ovadia January 20, 2019

by sparklinghotdog May 12, 2024
