Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019

Moist

Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.

How you doing today?

I'm pretty moist today thank you.

Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.

Aww dude that's so moist.

by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018

moist nigga

a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga

Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"

by lukefrequency May 15, 2018

moist beef

a form of beef the has been moisted

hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*

you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one

by tidepod 420 May 24, 2018

moist meet

The moistest type of meat.

"It said that Poseidon couldn't handle moist meet.", said makiki

by moonboi May 24, 2018

Moist

1)When one's obviously screwed over.
2)When one's in trouble with authorities.

1) Dude, Mason's high score is getting moistened over here!!!
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.

by Mr. Starman April 2, 2017

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017