Miss Haberkorn

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”

Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!

by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018

miss clark

dumb bitch that is a gay nibba hoe

fuk u miss clark

by fuck you hayley August 1, 2019

Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.

When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

Miss Phyllis

Syphilis is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) that can cause serious health problems without treatment. Infection develops in stages (primary, secondary, latent, and tertiary). Each stage can have different signs and symptoms.

Miss Phyllis got hin after three months of whoring.

by fan_bingbing February 2, 2023

Miss Whipple

She is the worst fucken teacher you will ever have or meet.She is the most old stubborn strict grumpy ugly fat bossy and she will find any reason even the most stupidest reason ever to get you into trouble or to just get mad at you. She is probably the BIGGEST bitch you will ever meet she's such a cunt and she gets PIST off at everything and she would strangle anyone if she could

New kid: hey who's that teacher over their
Students: SHE IS THE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER MEET
Miss Whipple: DETENTION NOW

by Janine January 19, 2020

Miss swan

Miss Swan is the best teacher IN THE WORLD!!! I mean IN THE UNIVERSE!!! She is a one of a kind person and will always help you. She can get angry at time (Bill) but will always forgive you. You should always have a teacher like Miss Swan. She is the best English teacher ever. You should never through here away.

We have this awesome English teacher in our class

So you have Miss Swan?

by #SuperFinnee May 24, 2021

Miss Randall

Usually a teacher and super kind. Probably brown/blond hair and light blue eyes. Like I said, ever so kind.

Student 1: Miss can we play in the computer room?
Miss Randall: Of Course!

by anonymous March 26, 2021