Melon

A substitute for the insult "Bitch" when there are youngins around.

Luis: Hector guess what?
Hector: what?
Luis: Haruhi season 3 was confirmed!
Hector: no way?!
Luis: jk
Hector: you...*young folk walk in* MELON!

by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017

Giorgia Meloni

Fascist prime minister of Italy. Is known for her racist, homophobic and sexist propaganda (despite being a woman herself).
Victim of the Patriarchy, Meloni's policies include criminalizing same-sex marriage and adoption, euthanasia, cannabis, abortion, surrogacy.
She believes sex-ed in schools is merely an attempt of indoctrinating children by "Big Gay".
She demanded torture be made legal, and means to take down laws against nazifascism and racism.

"Did you know Giorgia Meloni openly declared Mussolini was a great man?"
"Why is she even allowed to have a career in the first place?"

by Genova2001 August 31, 2023

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003

melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

by parker February 22, 2005

slice my melon

The act of taking virginity

"He's gonna slice my melon tonight."

by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

melonade

1. A mispronounciation of the word lemonade...caused by one "Homestar Runner's" speech impediment

it all stawded when i deceided to dwink therty-two gwasses of melonade

by Mike Chap August 8, 2003