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poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
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MELONS

LAZARBEAM IS THE GOD OF MELONS
by Tier 42069 memer December 12, 2019
mugGet the MELONSmug.

Melon-baller

You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!
by Pk glitch September 1, 2025
mugGet the Melon-ballermug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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melon

body type - round , full and big :)
“She’s built like a melon!”
by p:) November 7, 2019
mugGet the melonmug.

The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019
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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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