March 15th

March 15th is the day when you have to suck your boyfriends cock an than switch to riding him and for the finish suck him again!

“Hey, what day is today?”
“March 15th!”
“I have to go see my boyfriend!!!”

by titanusthethe March 15, 2021

March 28th

The day in which we celebrate the escape of our beloved friend, Quandale Dingle. His goofy ahh activities had him placed in a federal penitentiary, but now on this date he can roam free and prepare to drop a diss track featuring his asian brother Quanlingling Dingle and his baby mama, Shaniqua Anderson

Sup guys, its Quandale Dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes: including battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on March 28th. After that, I will take over the world.

by Goofy Ahh Productions April 25, 2022

4th of March

Whatever you're doing on this day, make sure to lock your other half up otherwise bad things will happen, as shown by two awful men on a Friday night in Cameo which will never be forgotten!

What are you doing for the 4th of March babe, I hope you are not going out with the boys!

by bigbadbastian March 10, 2022

March 27th

National Gerard Way selfie day

Person 1: It’s March 27th, do you know what that means?

Person 2: It’s national Gerard Way selfie day!

by franksweenhand March 27, 2020

March 14

Hang out with your gf/bf/crush or best friend

It’s March 14th I have to hang out with my gf/bf/crush or best friend

by Mlcg1 March 12, 2022

march 2nd

national make fun of your tall friend day

tall friend: ur so short
short friend: actually is march 2nd sasquatch

by duck 56538 March 2, 2022

5th of March

The day most good looking, generous, humourous, caring, talented, has good sense of everything and kind hearted ppl are born to existence. If you know someone who's born on this date you are blessed. BLESSED!

I wish i was born on the 5th of March...

by Yetrumeaningphordayssss November 23, 2021