Malled Out

An off-roader that believes someone else's vehicle can't do a trail / obstacle because they haven't spent stupid amount of money on wasted items that are not needed for such trail / obstacle.

Dick is so Malled Out because he doesn't think Jim's stock JK can drive up a 1 foot ledge because he doesn't have dual lockers and 35 inch tires.

by Joshyutah October 13, 2017

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

Galleria Mall

A Canadian mall in a Polish suburb

& it's technically not a "Mall"

Dey built dat Galleria Mall where da Leonard Post useta be dere.
(Canadian English example: They closed the Sears in the Galleria Mall eh.)

by kingo April 4, 2019

Eastland Mall

A mall that at one time didn't need new life on site, since people loved going there and skating at the ice rink. There is nothing that will replace it, no matter what gets built there now. Somebody thought it would be better if it crumbled than if it was still standing, and people allowed it to happen, the same way they did Thunder Road.

Eastland Mall didn't really need to be lost, and there's not anything they could build that would replace it. Sometimes something was already done right once, then somebody came along trying to destroy it, and it won't ever be right again, it's gone.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021

Mall Flop

A title given to excellent officers of the law.

Mall flop was outstanding at his job today.

by DiscoMiscoChisco March 15, 2022