Grilling Lettuce

A way to describe an individual who isn’t quite right in the head.

Did you see the guy with the helmet eating soup with a fork? Yeah he’s grilling lettuce for sure.

by Williams Nardin May 28, 2025

Get Lettuced

Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart

Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced

by Ye corey March 19, 2022

lettuce

being too lazy to do anything; being in a constant vegetative procrastination

Stop being such a lettuce and clean your room!

by captain Wot May 21, 2016

trunk lettuce

Weed found in the trunk of the car.

Man, dud you see all the bags of trunk lettuce the cops pulled from that car.

by Dshotgun August 14, 2023

goofy lettuce

M A R I J U A N A

"Pass some of that goofy lettuce"

by Cucumber Richard May 7, 2019

Lettuce

Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun

Fuckin lettuce

by Tattiemasher August 30, 2019

Foot Lettuce

The lettuce at burger king.

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce

by Smash-cookie-chan November 2, 2020