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The Holy Lesbian Trinity

Father ( Ellen) Jesus ( Hayley Kiyoko) Holy Ghost ( Lily Tomlin)
I think I just saw the holy lesbian trinity come to home in a dream
by Thegayservent October 22, 2018
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lesbian

Other spellings include: lezzie, lez

1. A woman that desires other women sexually. Not to be confused with bisexuality, when a woman finds both men and women sexually attractive.

2. Used in a derogatory way when a man believes women find him unattractive or undesirable. Stereotypically, men who have had a history of bad luck with the opposite sex will find out that their ex girlfriends later proved to be lesbians who hadn't come out of the closet.
1. When Maria began talking about how she found other women attractive, and how she wanted to date/have sex with them, I realized she was a lesbian.

2. "Man, when I tried to hit on that girl she just glared at me--this bar is full of lesbians!"

1st Man: Did you hear about your ex? She's dating Maria now!
2nd Man: *sigh* What else would you expect? I just have no luck with girls.
by Erica Stratton January 9, 2009
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Lesbian Three-Some

Lesbian Threesome - Three females eating out eachother and shoving dildos up each others pussies until an orgasm.

I came home from work to find my girlfriend lay on my bed wearing a small thong & a lacy bra. She stood up, & began kissing my neck, & unbuttoning my blouse. We fell backwards onto my bed, revealing my huge DD boobs. She kissed my stomach, while unzipping my skirt to see my soaking wet panties. She sexily undid my bra with her teeth & reached her hand slowly down my panties. I kissed her neck & then her tits. I ripped off her bra, & massaged her massive boobs. I reached for her ass & ripped off her tight wet thong. While her fingers firmly rubbed my clit, I lay on my back & she seductively spread my legs. She bent down & slowly swirled her tongue around my soaking wet pussy, kissing my clit. I moaned as she started to push her tongue into my pussy hole until I could feel the orgasm coming. I screamed with pleasure, she licked all my cum off then she stood over me. I grabbed her & pulled her on top of me, kissing every inch of her body, rubbing my own naked self onto hers so fiercely our tits begin to wobble; I bring out a 15" black cock from under my bed, & open her legs. She grins & starts to scream when I ram it into her wet pussy hole. I jammed the vibrating cock, harder and faster into her. She grabbed onto me, screaming with pleasure until she was cumming all over my hands & the shaking cock.
I fiercely rolled her over, & sat on her, kissing her neck as she reached for the dildo, pushing my legs apart. She pumped it in me, while I lapped up every sweet second, every hard thrust made me moan a little louder until I was screaming and cummin all over the cock - She started to lick off all the cum. It was so hot I couldn't help myself from pulling her onto me & taking her to the balcony. We could hear wolf whistles from the building across the street, so we cheekily decided to grind up against the cold metal bars. I heard the door..then a hot blonde woman wearing a tight red dress stood next to us, licking her lips. She said 'You both looked so hot, I just had to join you' We angrily ripped off her dress as she licked my neck ravenously, and threw me down onto the matt. As I lay there, I saw her huge FF boobs fall out of her bra & I watched Katy rip of her dripping thong. The hot blonde seductively put on a huge strap-on, & sat on me. She pumping in and out of me. I moaned with intense pleasure. I screamed as I started to cum over the balcony. Rubbing our body against one another we all licked& kissed whatever we could find. Best Lesbian Three-Some ever...
by I'll get you hot December 28, 2010
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Lesbian

Lesbian
by ignore_me_im_not_here_oof November 28, 2018
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lesbian manicure

A set of long, usually acrylic nails with the exception of two short, plain nails (often the middle and pointed fingers) used for sex between two women
“I knew that girl I met last night was into girls as soon as I saw her lesbian manicure”
by hillsideboyswag October 9, 2019
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Beanie-lesbian

A lesbian who is always seen wearing a black beanie. Very similar to fuckboy lesbian. Usually wears flannel shirts too and wears Martens. Usually a top/dom in sexual and/or romantic relationships. Kinda super cute and shy and warm inside but puts up a pretty good tough outside. Flirts a lot.
Woah! I thought that beanie-lesbian was a dude for a second. I think she’s biting her lip at me! She’s so attractive.
by wheredidiputmymelatonin November 8, 2019
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Spicy Lesbian

When a lesbian has sexual feelings for a man but she has no interest in dating one. Often with fictional characters and celebrities. Sometimes only fictional. This is not meant to harm the bisexual/pansexual community in any way.
Girl 1: Man I wouldn’t mind having a night in bed with him

Girl 2: I thought you were a lesbian?

Girl 1: I’m a spicy lesbian.
by Melina Furter. August 28, 2020
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