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A’lanae

Usually a Dominican muchacha, only takes one day to know her true personality, lazy and loves people doing stuff for her, a clown personality but knows how to make someone’s day just by being her. A natural athlete who thinks she is the best, she really is one of the best, but doesn’t show her true athletic self because she’s always injured. Thinks she is a good person, her friends will agree but strangers, no because they need to get to know her first. She is a natural dancer, and will be famous in the future for either her dances moves or marrying an NBA or NFL player. Overall an A’lanae is a person you need in your life because she can make you go from sad to happy in 0.10s. Find yourself an A’lanae.
by 4KK August 29, 2022
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the Lazeez incident

When you go to Lazeez shawarma and ask for no spice, but the guy behind the counter gives you the spiciest option.
The Lazeez incident

Me: bro wtf this shit is so fucking spicy i asked the guy at Lazeez for no spice

Bro: wtf let me try...... Oh bro wtf that mf fucked you over that shit so spicy
by Scoliosis king August 24, 2023
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D.Lazard

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to talk shit, waste everyone's time, slander and whitewash themself as some white knight.
I know D.Lazard - said no one.
I trust D.Lazard - said no one.
D.Lazard is cool - said no one.
by Barkingdog January 3, 2024
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Facts Lazaria

When something is super factual and true.
“5+5 = 10” , “facts lazaria!!”
by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024
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Marion Blumenthal Lazan

A holocaust survivior who wrote the book ''Four perfect pebbles''.

2. also a jeremy with a huge john and a person who nicks your girlfriend
''God damn, she went Marion Blumenthal Lazan on my ass!!!!!!!!!!''
by MarcusHammond October 14, 2009
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Sir Greco Lazaro

(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".

Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:

became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages

designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
You're a Sir Greco Lazaro

derogatory statement that means you're old and gay

Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay
by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013
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