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Life-lapse

Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.
I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.
by War&Ruin August 31, 2018
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Straddle lapper

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).
by Lundl January 9, 2019
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Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/

Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!
by blw_ May 14, 2019
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Andrew Lasserre

Andrew Lasserre is an FBMS celebrity. Coming in from St. Michaels in 6th grade, Andrew L. has quickly gained popularity in and out of the schoolyard. He has many best friends but Morgan and Samira Dean are his favorites. He is very generous and loves to get Morgan food at lunch.
Andrew Lasserre you're so famous-Samira
Andrew Lasserre get me pizza-Morgan
by Its Corona Time March 9, 2020
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Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.
My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
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Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.
My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.
by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021
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Banana Laser

Greatest dj couple from Spain, high fashion standards and amazing mixes during their shows. Mixing disco, house and hits in an environment of freedom and safe for all lgtbiaq +
Last Friday I was crazy with the music at the event. Banana laser were playing my favorite song from 1970s
by Resal November 23, 2021
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