Nesskey Kong

An okay-looking Donkey Kong key. Nothing special, maybe something you'd find for a door perhaps.

Person 1: "Got my new Donkey Kong shaped car keys today!!"
Person 2: "Looks pretty Nesskey Kong, if you ask me."

by March 31, 2023

sannue king kong

sannue is a women who as the strength of a 10000000 thousand pound man she is also monstrous

sannue king kong just picked deebo up

by sannaue April 11, 2022

mrs wongs hong kong special

its that special dinner in the back of the restaurant

you get a full course dim yum sum meal with a happy ending

the waitress took me into the back for Mrs Wongs Hong kong special

by syphonik April 10, 2022

Hong Kong Observatory

Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.

A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.

by MTR GUY September 29, 2023

donkey kong slam

the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone

Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time

by faggitswils December 16, 2017

hong kong mullet

A very hairy woman's bottom

"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"

by mbazler February 27, 2018

Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 02, 2024