melissa and jonathan

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.

"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."

by mel200898 April 21, 2022

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Jonathan

what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons

"Jonathan eating pizza!"

by weewoman March 31, 2008

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Jonathan Smith

Jonathan Smith is the drummer of Days Difference and brother to lead singer, Jeremy Smith. Jon studied Business at Christopher Newport University but then later dropped out. He loves to read and listen to music. Overall, he's AMAZING.

Jonathan Smith is the drummer for Days Difference.

by Emiliana Munday December 21, 2010

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the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.

Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.

by Werner Karl Heisenburg June 11, 2006

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Jonathan Bassrider

The holy grail of mates. A friend who is good looking, popular, gets all the women but sorts their mates out first, gets you into clubs free and is an all round nice guy and yet you don't resent them for being more popular than you.

What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.

by Brainz Hewitt December 10, 2008

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