Juan

Juan is an introverted boy but he's cool. He's smart, kind, personable, and he's also a great friend. His aura is strong but positive. You can be next to him without saying a single word, but strangely you will feel comfortable and calm. Juan is a beautiful boy, inside and out. We all deserve a Juan in our lives.

Juan is probably the kindest and calmest guy you will ever meet.

- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!

by absmt November 21, 2021

Juan

A guy who was voted most likely to date a white girl in high school.

High School Student 1: hey Joshua, who's that brown lad making out with Ashley?

Joshua: thats focking Juan mate

High School Student 1: oh fuck, i'm scared of that guy

by turtle_my_urtle April 6, 2019

Juan

The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.

Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).

by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 27, 2021

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

juan

juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀

juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again

by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023

Juan

Short Man who’s bad at Smash

N:Juan is a good person.
D: Haha Good One!

by DoSeyWasTaken September 9, 2020

Juan

Juan is a very tall outgoing person, with a very handsome smile. He is very funny, smart, and is very fun to be around. He has a great personality, and would make a great boyfriend/husband. He was raised right. He knows how to treat a woman. He is very understanding. He says a lot of dumbshit but its funny. He can be a little corny sometimes but for fun. He likes to make ppl laugh. He cares about the ppl he loves. He's a momma's boy. He is a smoker, he smokes 🍃 25/8. He would probably kill somebody for a good reason. If you have a Juan in your life, keep him. He is a very good person to have in ur life.

person 1: I love Juan so so much
person 2: ik i can see that u are so inlove with him girl!

by ladadeedaladeedoo March 17, 2024