Jose, just give me a chance already, my blue eyed booger man 👅. Jose is a little JROTC kid who wants to join the marines and is also a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. He be letting himself get played by all these girls that just want him for his appearance but I like him for literally everything. No but seriously, when you have enough “time for yourself” and are ready for a relationship, I’m here, I care about you so much but you were so oblivious to see just how much I care about you. He is a very funny (although his humor is kinda mean 😀), kind, smart and a daddy (idc if you don’t like that word). Idk if you’ll ever seen this but hopefully you aren’t dumb enough to not know it’s me you little rat.
Have you seen that Jose kid? Scream that you love communists in his face.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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If you fall in love, be sure that's a Jose
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by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017
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