Joe

Joe: A person who rages and makes others feel bad for him just so he can have a laugh at another persons expense. People normally hate Joe.

Joe: You just stole my kill! WTF. /ignore
Friend: Why are you so pissed?
Friend: Dude?
Friend: I'm sorry bro, don't ignore me.
Joe: LMAO just kidding, n00b.
Friend: You ass.

by Jmotion June 13, 2012

Joe

Term for anything that is fucked up, cheap, unusable. Detroit construction worker, rigger, tool pusher, wrench turner, and later on, hockey player word for piece of shit.

Who's Joe hammer is this?

Tear down that wall and put up a new one, it's Joe.

Hey, nice shot, where'd you get that Joe lookin' blade?

by Nick55 December 04, 2011

Joe

someone who makes a lot of intentionally stupid jokes with the aim of upsetting his friends.

"hey is that joe?"

"yeah, does he own anything that isn't maroon???"

by ACHMED2K10 April 25, 2016

Joe

When he cancels on you the night before.

Don't Joe me bro, we brothers.

by Too many cables January 05, 2017

Joe

A short stubby beaner.. Usually mexican, and likes to eat cupcakes. Likes to make fun of his friends. Likes to jump on pogo sticks while naked.

Stop being such a joe!

by Victorias Secret March 02, 2016

Joe

Eveerybody wants a Joe in their life, why wouldn’t you? An extremely intimidating man with the heart of an angel. Usually has a best friend named Paul.

Person 1 -“Omg is that Joe?”
Person 2 - “I think it is, wait is he with paul?”
Person 1 - “I hear they catch up for breakfast, lunch and dinner!”

by Sofia Cuggelli January 23, 2018

Joe

Joe is usually a very out going and sexy guy. He can charm that pants off of any girl, and generally always gets his way. Once you get yourself a Joe never let him go. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. I personally have myself a Joe and I will never let him go.

Girl 1: who's that he is so hot!
Me: that's Joe he's mine BACK OFF!

by Lauren😍😘😍😘 March 29, 2018