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OLO (Jessica)

When a waitress named Jessica is required to put together an online togo order

"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job
"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job

#OLO (Jessica)
by Sally Sea shell March 31, 2019
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Yellow Jessica

Girl: He's been so nice to me.
Girl 2: What did he do to you last night?
Girl: He gave me a total yellow jessica
by some_cunt December 12, 2019
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Jlove Jessica

Slang term for girlfriend or wife that makes her boyfriend or husband leave his squad on warzone to go play with her.
Bye Randy, I gotta go play with Jlove Jessica
by Handily69420 March 18, 2022
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Where is Jessica Hide

A phrase from the show Utopia, which aired in the uk in 2013. It was recently brought to popularity due to Pyrocynical's multi-hour video essay.
Lee: Where is Jessica Hide?
Wilson Wilson: She's dead.
Lee: *Grabs Spoon*
by weeb2324 November 18, 2021
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Pull a Jessica

"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.
The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.
by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023
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jessica alba

1) The only French-Mexican person on this planet.
2) In crappy movies.
3) Object of multiple mantasies.
4) My wallpaper.
Jessica Alba is a stunning actress in crappy movies. I refused to see Into the Blue but still adore her.
by Harry G. November 6, 2007
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Jessica Carrillo

a transvestite prostitute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his dick but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.
whore 1: you goin to that poker party?
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!
by Mike the Genius December 11, 2011
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