One of satan's workers who, along with partner Aaron Selzter, plots to destroy the world by releasing so many terrible films that our sense of humor is lost forever, thus thrusting the world into a constant state of being pissed off.
"Why did you kill that guy?"
"I watched a Jason Friedberg movie and I just needed to kill somebody to settle down."
"I watched a Jason Friedberg movie and I just needed to kill somebody to settle down."
by Nick Den September 02, 2008
A small chubby boy, who cannot talk to any girls. He does not do well in class and uses his riches to try attract woman but still fails to achieve. A chinese boy who fails to make his parents proud.
Oh no its Jason Guo, not again
by 0bwon February 01, 2022
One of the illest hockey players ever to lace up the skates. He is an assist machine, and sleeps probably 16 hours a day.
WOW.. Jason Allison just did a wiley dangle around the Atlanta defenseman and fed it to Lindros for the easy tap-in.
by thecanibusman April 13, 2006
The older brother of Sookie Stackhouse in the HBO series True Blood based off of the Charlaine Harris novels.
by fangbanger3 August 11, 2009
Jason dilaurentis is Alison dilaurentis' brother in pretty little liars and is the hottest guy in the whole show
by NJR_NJH_MAGCON November 30, 2015
by Jasonsimp June 04, 2021
Lead vocalist of letlive. (the greatest band ever formed) He is renown for doing crazy things on stage. (hanging from rafters, doing backflips, throwing guitar cabs, and fucking shit up on stage because of his genuine feel for the music he is performing.)
the epitome of a genuine kind soul. cares about his fans at an extreme and personal level. amazing vocals, gorgeous beard, and a warm compassionate heart.
but he's also hardcore and metal as fuck
the epitome of a genuine kind soul. cares about his fans at an extreme and personal level. amazing vocals, gorgeous beard, and a warm compassionate heart.
but he's also hardcore and metal as fuck
by haleyptv22 November 28, 2013