Jason 

A blond male who most likely has a beard, but is mostly known for being a world-class simp.

This man is such a Jason!

Jason by cypherboi March 7, 2021

Jason 

Jason...a guy who drinks a lot, plays guitar and knows stuff!

Oh you're just like A Jason, you drink lots, play guitar (badly) and know stuff! (Fuck all)

Jason by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021

Jason 

Jason that half bald plumber that lives in the house with the lions. Jason a not all there and he hears voices. Jason is one weird guy.

Cross the road Jason is coming.

Oh no Jason is peeing in the dog food

Jason by Jason’s mum May 1, 2021

Jason 

The sexiest man alive. He loves everyone and is very friendly. He has a nice physique and has a HUGE PENIS.

Wow look at Jason.

Jason by PROe2334 May 14, 2021

Jason 

An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.

-So how was last night?
-It was great, Jason is such a god, i love him.

Jason by yup,itsme May 17, 2021

Jason 

Jason is loved by many women. He will set you on fire with his gorgeous eyes. He has the most perfect personality. He has the biggest brain and heart of all. If he likes you, he will stick up for you and put you first. He loves everyone. And everyone loves him.

I sure do miss that Jason

Jason by 43110SheWolf June 8, 2021

jason 

a gay person who’s incredibly hot and boys always are in love with him even though he is so dumb that he has no idea what the concept of love is

“jason’s so hot”

“bruh he doesn’t even know 2x6”

jason by ultimategay234 June 16, 2021