jaking

verb - when one tells another something they don't want to hear because the content is either far too long and/or uninteresting. can often involve explicit sexual content or falsities.

A: and then I took her into the shower to...
B: dude! stop Jaking me! I don't want to hear this.

by sergeant sporkzilla June 30, 2011

Jake

jakes an asshole who breaks peoples hearts. he may be sweet, but he will break you into a million pieces. stay away from them.

Jake just broke up with me in such an asshole way.

by beeflover1234566 June 24, 2014

jaked

to be ripped off by someone without paybacks

That ho must have jaked my wallet while I was asleep!

by shane April 24, 2003

Jake

A super uncool person that could never be as cool as AnnaBeth.

Hes such a jake, but at least he isn't a braydon.

by HelloKitty2323 December 8, 2011

Jake

Lacking inherent coolness - lame.

Man, that shit's jake!

by Anjin'sGal December 2, 2011

Jake

A man who sleeps in the basement.

Jake, get your ass out of my basement and get a job.

by Master_Saggy_tits February 4, 2015

Jake

A gay faggot. The biggest faggot you will meet. He also has a low activity in the bed and a 2 inch long chode and it is 3 feet wide. Gets no bitches.

Wow jake is so gay

by Objective101 June 2, 2014