jacket purgatory

When the temp tyre is just cold enough that it needs a jacket, but you become too hot when you put it on. Thus begins the cycles of taking the jacket on and off to remain comfortable

It's cold in here, but not that cold, and I don't want to get stuck in jacket purgatory

by Cackfist January 4, 2016

jacket juice

A very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. Especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks.

Hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? Ill go get a soda!

Hey man pack the jacket juice. Grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast.

This is my mother, she enjoys vodka, but she was nice enough to leave the jacket juice at home this time

by Djesjay October 14, 2016

JackLeeChanTheAsianMan

The way to explain someone that is incredibly smart and that has the family lines of both Bruce Lee and Jackie-Chan. He will rext you in an instant. Karate Master and Prof Ninja.

Person1: Omg Its JackLeeChanTheAsianMan!
Person2: Dont piss that guy off, he will totally Rext you!

by AsiansForDayz May 24, 2016

Jackleby

A scoundrel, a cheat, a loser

Man, if you hang with that dude, I promise you will get a jackleby!

by LVArtTeacher December 30, 2016

Jacketed

Insane. Crazy. As in a straight-jacket.

Tom: "Hey. What's up Rob? Hows it going with that thing you told me about?"
Rob: "That chick has me so vexed. I'm losing my mind. And, I'm fit to be jacketed."

by RFGAnon April 20, 2017

jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.

Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.

by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018

Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.

Jacket the Rooster man is a gnarly sociopath.

by Professor_Luka June 10, 2018