mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.
Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.
by Daweigames November 08, 2022
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mad-hugs

The act of ambushing you friend/friends with multiple gigantic hugs, in a row, out of enjoyment and happiness in seeing them.
The next time we hang out, there will be mad-hugs and sangria!
by carchick May 28, 2013
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Mad Yock

A mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of cock in her. i.e. a slut or a whore
Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.

Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor

Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,

Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.

Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
by lovesdacock85 February 11, 2011
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mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.
Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…
by leigh_romo December 08, 2014
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the mad typist

when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.
Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.
by thebser May 13, 2011
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Shadz Mad

If a person is planning on attending a banging nightclub in a popular Yorkshire town they become 'Shadz Mad.'

Doing so can result in loss of dignity, the gaining of beer goggles and the sudden ability to dance like Beyonce.
Lad: ERE BANGTIDY LASS! YOU OFF OUT TONEET?
Lass: yeah i will be i'm SHADZ MAD!
by BIGFELLAHIMSELF January 23, 2011
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Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.
He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.
by Df1434 December 05, 2021
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