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going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.
Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.
by 69yomomma April 25, 2017
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security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.
"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017
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hoods in the woods

Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.
He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.
by BoyTherapist June 7, 2017
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Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!
Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!
by SP1031 February 23, 2017
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Isabelle Wood

A lovely Girl who is beautiful, strong and loved by many. She is one around the boys and is very passionate. She loud and entertaining but can be hurt quite easily however she never gives up and is determined to get stuff/ achieve great things when she puts her mind to it.
by goddess37194 April 13, 2020
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toby woods

A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I
Do you know Toby Woods? he’s a good guy.
by -•-_-•- March 13, 2020
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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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