friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public

Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!

by Red Rocket November 25, 2021

inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.

An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

inside jokes and definitions

when you take shit literaly

Person 1; wow you are so dumb
Person 2; *proceeds to take stuff as inside jokes and definitions*

by UrMomfaggot May 21, 2021

Oops I came inside

The last words you will say before she dumps you. In a couple months, you'll get a nasty surprise. Oops, I did it again.

-Oops I came inside you. Honey
I'm dumping you, Jack.
-Please, don't!

by Y@ko\/ April 20, 2020

Inside jokes

The thing that Urban Dictionary hates and will not let you publish a definition if it includes an inside joke

I made inside jokes and Urban Dictionary got triggered

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Inside Out joke

A once inside joke that has been repeated so many times it is no longer secret, and or funny.

Thom: Dirty Drumsticks!
Steve: Damnit, who let Thom in on the joke?
Kevin: Probably Billy; It won't be long until he forces it into an inside out joke.

by NotJakeSV May 24, 2011

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019