Fur Turd

A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.

Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.

by ZGalanis December 22, 2020

Fur-Bully

Fur-Bully is a word where you Bully furrys in December 23. We go bully Nekos ,Furrys and etc types of furrys.
They gave us TORTURE in Fur-Day (DECEMBER 20) So is the day where people bully furrys in December 23.

Tom: Aye bro wanna give those furry motherfuckers revenge from december 20?
Jack: FUCK YEAH! LETS BULLY THEIR ASSES
Or.
Tom: Remember how does bitches made us into furrys in december 20?
Jack: Yeah why?
Tom: Its december 23th. Its Fur-Bully day!
Jack: HELL YEAH LETS BULLY THEM!

by Zаckаry December 20, 2020

Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.

“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”

by Flatch76 March 15, 2022

Askam in Furness

If u were to want to go to a nice costal town were everyone is cousins and sells no dna testers because if end up at this shit tip of a place u are a window licker of want to get in on some of the incest sex in askam All u have to do is go to a park we’re u will find many nonces looking to snatch up kids

If u ever went on one of the suns £5 holidays you would end up here where u would inevitably be shanked as u get of the train for ur money so the shady bloke can go buy some fags at the local shop for his gang of 6 yr olds . Askam In Furness lovely place visit now .

by Barrow in Furness May 12, 2019

Fur Buffet

When you eat poon for a real long time.

Girl, he went down on me all night. He done had himself a fur buffet.

by Munchmeister 69, Esquire February 28, 2018

French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

Moose fur

When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.

Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.

by Safety salamander November 21, 2017