mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.

Example 1:
Person 1: When did you become a feminist?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Hum, I don't know, look at your last facebook status.
Person 3: Yeah, that's not him. He's been mach-ed.

Example 2:
Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of smoke detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: Well, what do you think? We've been so mach-ed.

by sopalain August 14, 2018

PCR-ed

A catastrophic assertion of false science as the Polymerase Chain Reaction has been to covid 19.

‘shit! I’m being PCR-Ed! Anthropocentric climate change is as real as covid-19!’

by fishyfishy-oh November 28, 2020

A-loot-ed

The only proper way to say the word allotted.

All hail the Golden God.

God: "You have used the max a-loot-ed timeframe..."
Me: "Alloted?"
God: "max a-loot-ed"

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape November 29, 2019

Oh-ed

To say or do something that is either utterly nonsensical or blatantly moronic.

Having begun in Massachusetts, this word has spread like herpes at a whore house to Conencticut, Rhode Island and New Hampshire.

Raul: "David, why did you shove a can of axe up your ass?"
David: "I thought it would help with the smell."
In this instance, David has clearly oh-ed, as rectal cologne is a very poor idea.

by Raul M. Sampsnov April 22, 2004

Nightengale-ed

The act of being jinxed or blessed by national baseball reporter Bob Nightengale and his "sources." Anything Bob reports is wrong, therefore the opposite will most likely take place.

Did you hear the Mets got Nightengale-ed on the Trevor Bauer trade?

The second we heard Bob report Marcell Ozuna wouldn't be back in Atlanta, we knew that the Braves had gotten Nightengale-ed.

by MrMet February 12, 2021

Ed O'Brien

he likes to scream his name

-Hello Ed O'Brien
-Actually it's EEEEEEEED O'Brien

by deafdisco December 1, 2016

Yeat(ed)

Yeat or action for word yeat=yeated-The name of a dolly used to carry heavy or bulky items very easily. A man name Tom Yeats started a dolly company out of his garage in Long Beach, California back in 1936. He hired a young boy named Bill Anderson, who, at the age of 14 worked twice as hard as any other employee. Tom took Bill under his wing, impressed by his responsibility and work ethic. When World War 2 broke out, Bill did his part by serving with the Merchant Marines. After the war, Bill returned to Yeats and eventually became a part owner (decades later sole owner). Despite false claims that this word was created in the navy it actually originated from the appliance dolly. Company as a quick way to move objects from a to b. It gained much notoriety in ww2 and American linguistics can debate the turns it may have taken but this is the original gangster willing to do the lords bidding. The company moved to a final and current location, Fullerton, in the early 1950's where the company began its growth. Soon, dealer networks were set up and our dollies were being shipped all over the country via freight train. Though business and reputation began to grow, the purpose remained the same. Build the best darn appliance dolly in the business, with the best materials, right here in the United States! Today, they stick to that tradition and continue to make "hand" dollies by hand.

Yeat(ed)- Jasen needed to get his dead hooker off the floor fast before his wife comes home with the kids. He grabbed his yeat dolly and quickly "yeated" the dead hooked back into the ally from which she came.

by Brings the meat October 29, 2021