cut it in three

the act of fucking a sandwich to completion

“i got so horny while eating my sandwich today, i had to cut it in three”

by dracshaft December 25, 2022

jaw cut

Jaw Cut
Like a paper cut, but only when you touch J-Hope's jawline.

"Taehyung got a 'jaw cut' during the European Tour."

by OPPA_BTS December 12, 2017

cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable November 06, 2007

YUT-Cut

a hair cut of a highly motivated marine or maritime cadet who thinks they are a marine. One usually loves pt but is extremely frail. They keep their hair extremely high and tight because they think it makes them look tuff.

Mug 1- "The chief pt squad leader has a YUT-Cut"

Mug 2- "too bad he's frail"

by muglife October 14, 2011

cut to the quick

to hurt deeply, usually in an emotional way. References the quick of a fingernail or claw and the pain that results when the nail is cut back too far and usually bleeds

Susie Mae's stealin' my boyfriend/brother just plain cut to the quick.

by Walking Colloquialism April 02, 2004

cut the malarkey

cease the horseplay now

Sean cut the malarkey

by Seanne October 01, 2006