mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

Hurt

The thing that happens after your friends take turns punching your stomach cause they think you have abs

hey guys lets play bloody knuckles i swear it won't hurt

by "my real name" February 28, 2019

hurted

hurts even worse then “hurt”

son that hurted when yu through the ball at me .

by devin dipascal November 27, 2018

Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

Hurt

How you feel when some boo boo bullshit happens to yo clown ass and you get depressed. This feeling increases significantly during sad nigga hours if in correlation with emotional pain

Damn bro emma hurt me
Fuck I cracked my phone im hurt

by Lil drippacc February 2, 2018

Hurt

have a pressing need for.

"Frank wasn't hurting for money"

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024