loose hotdog

A penis that is in a overly larger vagina

You need to get your pants and take your loose hotdog home.

by pseudobam March 29, 2017

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

Hotdog sandwich

A neurotic drug addicted person o

Dude, that mother fucker is too far gone.

Yeah he's a real hotdog sandwich

by Sausage poophole June 27, 2021

Hotdog Stand

The Liam DOM.

My mom was a hotdog, my dad was a stand, what did you expect?

Person: I’m hungry

Liam: (nasally chuckle) I’m a hotdog stand!

by I’m A Hotdog Stand December 4, 2023

Albino Hotdog

When a black man wants to have sex with a white women but wants to use a corny pick up line

Him: Hey have you ever heard of a albino hotdog? Her: No?

Him: When I stick my meat between your buns

by Kinginky4 March 7, 2022

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

Hotdog tongue

A girl's tongue that is so big, in width and length, that, when used to suck a dick, it resembles a hotdog buns wrapped around a hotdog.

Homeboy #1: Yo did you see that girl's tongue bro!

Homeboy #2: Yeah man! That girl's got a straight up hotdog tongue! You know she gives good head!

Homeboy #1: damn man, you know those blowjobs are high quality!

by Scorch512 March 2, 2019