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Canada's History

Sodomizing your sister with moose antlers while vomiting maple syrup into the Stanley Cup.
Canada's History is what Jamie got last night. Canada's History is what she deserved.
by America's Future February 4, 2010
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A sex act involving the coupling of Jon Stewarts anus, Stephen Colbert's mouth, and the transfer of shit from Colbert's mouth into Stewart's anus.
Person 1: Let's study Canada's History.
Person 2: Nah, I already watched the Colbert Report today.
by assramistan February 6, 2010
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referring to oneself or one's group as history means to demand that the drop-dead time for leaving the area has already been surpassed.
"We should be outta here, yesterday! We're History!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"
by Dobe Doinat December 28, 2005
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Canada's History

The sexual act of stretching a woman's vagina with a moose antler and watching her masturbate with a Stanley Cup lubed up with maple syrup. Or, the sexual act of performing fellatio using syrup while atop or near a moose. Also the name of a popular Canadian magazine.
1) You need a pretty experienced girl to successfully be able to pull off a Canada's History. Also, you need to be on a pretty good hockey team or have access to a trophy room.
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."
by BeeOverlord- February 4, 2010
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Canada is the biggest sack of shit ever, their history is completely irrelevant.
by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010
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Canadian History

A vulgar sex act involving dead moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
"Man, last night I gave her a lesson in Canadian History in bed if you know what I mean."
by ColbertNuggets February 23, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.
"Why's your face covered in cum and poop?"
"Canada's History, man..."
by Lizbot1000 February 5, 2010
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