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Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.
Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!
by nao2357 February 21, 2021
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025
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handle socket

A space perfectly shaped to fit a penis, as like a handle it is also a grabable object.
"Man, she was crazy last night, she was like a handle socket, made just for me"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"
by Airtite Yendor January 6, 2024
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Handle Kink

When you have a kink of using things as handles.
"He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."

"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"
by Bklitzed February 9, 2022
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to handle

One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.
"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."
by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021
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giving it long handle

Drinking excessively
He's been giving it long handle since Christmas.
by Mugs52 September 15, 2013
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Handle snatcher

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.
The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
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