Firm Handle

A beautiful person from illinois. Someone with over whelming social and worldly intelligence. Someone who can find beauty in the minimalistic nature of things, while also craving to find importance and beauty in the bigger aspects aswell. Not a striper bitch from kankakee, but the coolest most respectful person from the neighbouring town. You will never forget a firm handle

Baby, you are a firm handle, Through and god damn through

by keekeekaikalloo September 6, 2024

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.

WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024

Handle

Slow minded scared people who listen to Kelly Clarkson and have an obsession with the geographical marking of the counties of Ireland

“That’s handle being handle”

by Handlemember November 27, 2020

Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Handle Kink

When you have a kink of using things as handles.

"He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."

"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"

by Bklitzed February 9, 2022

handle

It's the name you use on any social media.

Bob: What's your Insta handle bro
John: OH it's @idnei6zgeis

by basseeeeydaboyee. August 8, 2021