Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

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hamster

a small furry animal

i like hamsters

by hamgrisen March 28, 2022

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Hamster

Chunky,cute,adorable little animal

Bob: CUTE RAT!!!
Jeff: it’s a hamster…

by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022

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Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

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Island Hamster

A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.

You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.

by Godawgs1975 February 4, 2022

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