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Mitchell Guidolin

He is a "one of a kind man" and not always in the best way. He's a general pranker and loves to stir up children and adults. He cant sit without farting and has the worst comebacks. We could say hes a real stinker. But Mitchell can be disgusting at the worst of times, and doesn't know when to stop the garbage. But if your wondering what he does in his spare time... well he parades around the house in his wifes high heels, dress and makeup.
man oh man, I drove past Mitchell guidolins house and he farted so loudly he ripped his wifes dress he was wearing!
by Dr dreminem August 18, 2015
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The Procrastination Guild

A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild
by Cpt. Amazing August 2, 2008
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bust out the guillotines

A reference to the French revolution, in which many members of the "Upper" class were executed with a device(the guillotine) that beheaded(removed the head) the person. It was said to be more humane than hanging or beheading by ax, as it was a quicker death. There are reports that the heads appeared to still be alive for a short time after the process, but this is difficult to confirm in laboratory conditions.

The phrase may also be a reference to a popular college drinking game, in which a person lays on their back, and an alcoholic beverage is poured from a height into their mouth. The goal of the game is to consume the drink while spilling as little as possible. Traditionally the game uses a red beverage, with the spillage resembling blood in the streets, reminiscent of the tales of Paris in the French revolution.
I swear to god if the Republicans don't stop we're going to bust out the guillotines.
by Revolutionista October 9, 2018
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Slayers Guild

1) A pathetic clan on TAO that wants to become no. 1, but is to powerhungry to do so. Picks on noobs all the time since they fear that people will find out that they really do suck.

2) Is also a clan that gives free gold accounts since Haldavid is rich.
1) Geez, not again. Looks like the Slayers Guild is here. That clan sucks so much. Can't the just leave us all alone?

2) Join SG. get a double gold account. Lose all your respect.
by TAO February 10, 2004
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Guilfoyle

Man with a large cock, whom women are uncontrollably attracted to.
Man, that dude is a real Guilfoyle.
by SandraD98656 September 18, 2013
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guido

A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.
by anthony lom. December 28, 2005
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Greek Guido

Greek's who want to be greasy Italian guido's but are usually not in shape, have large guts, and somehow seem to be trashier than the Italian guido's
i thought that guy was a guido, but after his fat started giggling i knew he was a greek guido
by west coast hater February 16, 2010
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