Polish Hand Grenade

The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.

Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.

by Wignigg December 9, 2008

Grenade Point Average

To have a high amount of Grenades in a sorority house.

Damn dude, you see all those grenades in that house!?

Yah, that house has a high Grenade Point Average.

by duperchoi September 9, 2010

Holy Hand Grenade

First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.

"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.

by BizarroTravis May 14, 2009

fall on the grenade

when one has mega-bad luck.

John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Trailerpark Hand Grenade

When you fire a load into your hand, then overhand-throw it at someone.

Dude, Matt hit Tracey with a Trailerpark Hand Grenade...

by Gee Lopes January 17, 2009

vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.

Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=

I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.

by Mr. Brahms & Midget Tooth Fairy November 1, 2006

Vietnam Hand Grenade

Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.

That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.

by jonathan134667 November 5, 2005