emo grass

grass thats cuts itself

Me: i wish i had emo grass
Dude: why?
Me: cuz it cuts itself

by darkblackdove June 11, 2006

gas, ass, or grass

When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).

Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)

by mikec00l January 5, 2009

California grass

It's a synonym for weed, marijuana.

in the beatles song "Get Back":

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass

by aszdefrg October 22, 2010

Snake in the Grass

Your girlfriend's "Guy Friend" who never chooses to talk about you with her, comment on pictures of you and her, and never ever makes an effort to meet you. The worst part is, your innocent girlfriend will always deny and defend him because he's seemingly so "nice and friendly" when you call his actions out.

He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.

"Man, that guy is a real SNAKE IN THE GRASS... better look out for him"

by Gh0st01 November 18, 2009

Patch of Grass

When somebody (usually girls) do not shave their legs and decide to wear ripped jeans with a big rip, so their leg hair shows.

Becky:Should I wear these ripped jeans, even though I haven't shaved in weeks?

Vicky: Well, if you want your patch of grass to show

by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

by cuhk_solidbones July 18, 2005

laughing grass

another term for marijuana

Man...lets go get some laughing grass!!

by Sherman Laredo November 26, 2007