Beard Goggles

When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.

- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."

- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."

by jackapoe March 31, 2010

Pimp Goblet

a large decorated goblet(cup)that a pimp drinks out of.

Hey check out that Goblet of pimpness.

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

jizz goggles

goggles used to protect the eyes while a giant load is blown on the face.

She used the jizz goggles to shield her eyes from flying semen.

by Slash September 16, 2003

Arabian Sand Goggles

Placing ones testicles over the eye-lids of another.

Ian proceeded to shade the sun from Jason's eyes by giving him the Arabian sand Goggles

by Ian March 11, 2004

Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012

Peruvian Eye Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.

Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?

by Christina Farah December 9, 2006

Gogglehead

Insult, originating from the anime Digimon. Each season of the show contained a stubborn or bullheaded "leader" character who wore goggles on top of his head. The word "gogglehead" came to epitomise the stereotypical blunt, stubborn, or self-centered characteristics of the show's main characters.

Despite the fact the Digimon show has been over and done with for some time, it still has a pretty hardcore fanbase, and the word is common on website and forums that still cater to Digimon fans, as well as other "kiddie anime" sites that host pages about Pokémon, YuGiOh, or other shows that shared a fanbase with Digimon.

Often used affectionately.

That newbie didn't even read the rules before she started posting. What a gogglehead.

Tai always was my favorite character. I miss that old gogglehead.

by Lady Chevalier September 5, 2005