Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

glazing

to compliment someone overwhelmingly (even sometimes when they don't deserve that level of praise)

"oh my god your presentation was so good, literally the best in the class"
"stop glazing me, it wasn't even that good"

by backflippingchameleons May 19, 2024

glaze your knuckles

Glaze your knuckles Means when a guy masturbates , Jacks Off Rubs One Out

1) Glaze your knuckles is when a guy masturbates. 2)Scott- I love to glaze my knuckles. 3)Stop glazing your knuckles so much loser.

by Lala Loopsy 1995 December 19, 2017

Glazing

Glazing is either hating or loving someone to the maximum extent

Hate

Guy 1: Bro why do you hate Mr Abrecht so much?
Guy 2: Because his glazing is insane. He didn't let me turn in my assignment when it was only 1 day late.

Love

Girl 1: Taylor Swift is the best. She has never made a bad song or album. She is literally a goddess. If I hear one more person hate on her I swear I'm gonna smack the shit out em
Girl 2: Quit glazing Taylor, she don't even know you

by asaprockyfan233 May 10, 2024

Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason

Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.

by wasteman420x November 20, 2018

glazing

over hyping someone or something

yall glazing frank ocean

by abbyisawesomenotava July 9, 2025

Glazing

Meat-riding someone extremely hard, but its usually praising instead of hate

Greg: Good shot uwu, you're the best at this game daddy jaxson

Everyone: The Glazing Is Insane

by MacMurphyGianis March 28, 2023