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Dog garbage

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.
Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage
by wakethewinds January 28, 2025
mugGet the Dog garbagemug.

Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.
“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”
by Chehala March 18, 2021
mugGet the Garbage Monkeymug.

garbage amount

Large amount of items, typically used in a bad context
Elon Musk makes a garbage amount of money.
by lol_marnty September 11, 2021
mugGet the garbage amountmug.

cloudy garbage

Proprietary computer software that is unique to a specific cloud computing provider, performs a standard function but with a non-standard interface, and with less capability than has existed for more than a decade in normal software. Cloudy garbage has the effect of providing cloud provider lock-in by forcing users to do something conventional but using the provider's unique tools. For example, the Amazon Web Service (AWS) Command Line Interface (CLI) includes "aws s3 sync" that has a unique interface, only works on AWS, and is less capable than traditional rsync.
Using AWS CLI 2 to perform a sync which requires an upload of 104 files, after hours of execution, it never changed the estimate from ~9 files and "(calculating...)." Am I doing something wrong with the AWS CLI or is this just more cloudy garbage?
by Unfold4288 May 9, 2024
mugGet the cloudy garbagemug.

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
mugGet the Garbage-barge Politicianmug.

garbage

"She thought that there was garbage there."

-Larry David, about his wife's friend looking down at his crotch
by scalibrini August 5, 2007
mugGet the garbagemug.

Garbage Can Lid

A sexy, super hot hunk that is a member of the EBaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she's not ugly... or something along those lines...
Oh God, Garbage Can Lid is so-oo-oo-oo hot! He's the best there is.
by G.C.L. April 30, 2005
mugGet the Garbage Can Lidmug.

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