freedom fries

What many Iraqi citizens have discovered since they were 'liberated' from Saddam's non-existant terrorist regime and its mythical 'weapons of mass delusion'

Half of my family has been turned into Freedom Fries by the great liberators. Let's kill some of the motherfuckers to show our appreciation. Yeah, the retarded cunts couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Kill the infidel!! Now, and for the next twenty years for destroying our stable society that never even called them genocidal arrogant fucking maniacs!

by stayoutofarseholes September 22, 2003

freedom tower

A towering pile of shit in the middle of your coffee table which you place their by standing on top of it totally buck ass naked and letting go with a big old shit streaming out of your ass like chocalate ice-cream from a soft serve ice-cream machine!

So get on top of your coffee table in your birthday suit and make your own freedom tower today.

by _hahahaha September 10, 2006

Freedom County

God's America, a place free of nigs.

by dorm_dude August 15, 2003

freedom hangers

testicles that reach mammoth proportions due to varioius influences including but not limited to, pot smoking, warm but comfortable temperatures or going commando for large stretches of time. The testicles relax and stretch becoming almost a nuisance due to the proximity that they reach between your legs.

After smoking pot by the pool all day, Allison complemented me on my freedom hangers.

by MoneyMatt June 11, 2006

freedom spacing

Freedom spacing is the practice of inserting only one space after a period in typed text. It is the alternative to "French spacing," a system in which periods are followed by two spaces.

Billy, use freedom spacing in your reports from now on. Only the ignorant or snobby use French spacing nowadays.

by Greg Laughlin November 2, 2007

Freedom Bands

The neon coloured bands fastened around the wrists of people 21 and older upon entering a club or bar to let the bartenders know that they are allowed to drink alochol. The opposite of Minor Shackles.

Friend #1: Happy 21st birthday!

Friend #2: Yay, I've finally upgraded from Minor Shackles to Freedom Bands! I'm about to get this thang crunk!

by Totally_AL January 17, 2010

Freedom Withdrawal

That feeling you get when the thought occurs to yourself of,"Do you know how much easier life would be if I only had to worry about myself". Usually occurs during marriage, dating, or parenthood.

I am getting a feeling of freedom withdrawal.

by Jason2085 August 25, 2012