Spock Five

Spock Five is the new and improved High Five, as well as the most awesome way of greeting friends and strangers. Established in 2007 it has been greatly spread across the UK. To perform this method of greeting you must do the Spock hand sign and high five, as soon as that stage is complete, the gap between your middle finder and ring finger must be pushed against the person doing the same thing opposite to you ( BUT YOU MUST BE CARFUL OF THE WEBBING).

Hey Dude!! (Spock Five!)

by Spocky5dude March 17, 2012

pie five

a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".

Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)

by tgifrydei December 27, 2014

Heil Five

(Intentional) Two Hitler Salute, one is on top, one is on bottom. (Not sexual positions.) One has their arm in the air (normal hitler salute) one does the same but puts theirs downward. Then the top lets their arm fall onto the one below and they meet in a high five!

Person: That was a great victory over the enemy!
Person 2: That deserves a Heil Five!
<both heil five>

by YO)LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOL April 5, 2017

five-and-dime

Store that sells cheap things.

Example: I bought this glass at the five-and-dime.

by Andoba July 11, 2017

Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019

Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.

Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!

by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019