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Fist off

If challenged to a fist off: when the music stops while playing musical chairs, look to person to your immediate left and promptly punch them in the butt with enough force to penetrate their anus. The first person to bleed is out. Then Repeat.
I wonder if kids in elementary challenge each other to fist off when they play musical chairs. I also wonder if the teacher participates.
by xBatman_Unboundx January 7, 2015
mugGet the Fist offmug.

exploding fists

a knucks handshake where when the two fists touch the hands are quickly spread open.
That kid didn't even know exploding fists, we touched and he clenched like he was pinching twins.
by J Wizza July 9, 2006
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Tootsie Fist

A punishment administered to the person who unjustly consumes someone else's candy stash. The tootsie fist is preformed by unwrapping three tootsie pops and inserting them in between your fingers while making a fist. You then proceeds to strike the perpetrator repeatedly with the "tootsie fist" until you feel their debt has been paid.
mark: "my brother ate all my halloween candy again this year!"

lisa: "wow, what did you do to get him back?"

marl: "i used a swift "tootsie fist" to teach him a lesson"
by thecarpathean January 12, 2012
mugGet the Tootsie Fistmug.

Fists of Furry

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.
by harry flashman August 2, 2003
mugGet the Fists of Furrymug.

fist bumping

A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .
Gilbert tried his best to fit in by fist bumping every Tom,Dick and Harry in the party .
by blastinU November 2, 2014
mugGet the fist bumpingmug.

fist-fucker

1. One who sits on hard rubber fists (TOOMEY).
2. One who uses their fist in sex.
"Come here you fist fucker and thump my sweaty arse with your hardened fist"
by KnightstarExpress May 21, 2003
mugGet the fist-fuckermug.

Eskimo Fisting

When you soak your hands in freezing cold water until your hands become freezing cold and you fists someone.
(also check Eskimo Hand Job)
I gave my girlfriend an Eskimo Fisting and she jumped up and kicked me in the face.

I Eskimo Fisted my girlfriend and she dumped me.
by Tony2z2 October 29, 2007
mugGet the Eskimo Fistingmug.

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