Final Fantasy II

Actually not that bad of a game.

Guy 1: Final Fantasy II is bad because it has an unbalanced and quirky level system

Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol

by Gingerbreadbedhead March 9, 2022

Fantasy

The idea that life should be good for more than 30 of people is a fantasy? Hahahaha!

Hym "That's a fantasy!? Wooooow! Live in a fantasy?"

Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"

Idiot "Well... Um....."

Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Dark Fantasy

a dark idea with no basis in reality.

"your blood on my hands is my dark fantasy."

by wavyvvs April 10, 2022

Colt 45 Fantasy

When you have intercourse with a girl in every state and country named in the song colt 45.

"hey Eddie, how's your Colt 45 fantasy going?" "Pretty good man, I'm trying to give a girl my my herbs n spices"

by Phillyeeyore June 1, 2025

Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010

Jib Fantasy

This is a scenario that plays out in your head with great detail that is only real to you.

I totally thought they were coming for me but turns out it was just a jib fantasy.

by J.T.T.B6976 June 6, 2015

Fantasy Escort Network

An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.

Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.

by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019