facebook status-(n.) a way to get people to ask comment or feel for someone without them directly saying, "I want people to know about what I am doing and ask me about it"
facebook status:
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
by ramsfootball599 November 28, 2009
Get the facebook status mug.That depressed feeling one gets when he sees how great other people's lives are on Facebook compared to his. FD is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises.
Shakira McMagnificent's status: Best partyyyy everrrr! Hanging out with my bestiesss all night long then with the boyy tomorrow!!!
Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH
Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH
by BigCharles12 April 13, 2011
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When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
by Relo_391! October 31, 2009
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An online networking website where people with no lives meet up and pretend that they do have lives. A stalkers dream come true.
Can also be used to pick fights, annoy random people and impersonate naive unsuspecting souls.
Alternatively, it can also be used as an extremely lame conversation starter.
An online networking website where people with no lives meet up and pretend that they do have lives. A stalkers dream come true.
Can also be used to pick fights, annoy random people and impersonate naive unsuspecting souls.
Alternatively, it can also be used as an extremely lame conversation starter.
Bimbo #1 - Heyyyyyyyy!!! are you there on facebook ?
Guy - No. I have a life.
Pervert - Hey kid add me to facebook =) i want to be your friend
Guy - No. I have a life.
Pervert - Hey kid add me to facebook =) i want to be your friend
by Hattaf Ansari May 3, 2008
Get the Facebook mug.when you go to check your facebook, get sucked in and realize an hour has passed and realize you just wasted so much time.
Rob: "I had the worst facebook blackout last night, I was supposed to be doing homework and I checked my facebook and I wasted an hour"
Kelly: "Sucks."
Kelly: "Sucks."
by beach_bum7145 December 9, 2008
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one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006
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Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006
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