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Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.
Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.
by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014
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premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.
The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.
by GigiPDX December 29, 2014
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Russian education

A class in Russia called "the art of oral sex"
by Ur anis May 14, 2015
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Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.
For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.
by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015
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textbook education

Learning something intellectually, as from written or verbal instruction, rather than learning through actual experience.
Although he had received a very thorough textbook education in how to deliver a baby, the intern had no hands-on experience with actual childbirth.
by NW Knows January 20, 2016
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premature evacuation

When you evacuate well before a scheduled fire drill.
When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.
by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016
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Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.
Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!
by GigiPDX December 6, 2016
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