Elijah

The name your girlfriend yells out

Yea FUCK ME ELIJAH!!!

by woockyslush November 21, 2021

Elijah

People who are named “Elijah” which are usually guys, always like dick. I’ve personally met 17 Elijahs and each one of them loved dick!

If you know someone named Elijah, just know he’s always searching for some dick!

by Mr.KnowItAlll September 27, 2022

Elijah Adams

Someone who's really annoying, also they have a tiny penis

You I had sex with Elijah Adams and he had a tiny penis

by Soyboy420 June 14, 2019

Elijah Eccleston

Elijah Eccleston, with his infectious enthusiasm and a twinkle in his eye, would describe his culinary adventures with an animated fervor that could make even the most mundane meal sound like a feast fit for royalty. Picture him, his expressive hands punctuating each sentence as he regales you with tales of his gastronomic escapades.

"Eating? Oh, it's not just a mundane act for me, it's an adventure, a journey into the heart of flavors! You see, I don't just eat, I savor every morsel, every texture, every nuance of taste. Whether it's a simple sandwich or a gourmet feast, each bite is an opportunity to explore the vast landscape of culinary delights."

He'd lean in, his eyes gleaming with excitement, as he describes his approach to devouring everything in sight.

"I believe in embracing diversity on my plate! From the spicy street food of bustling markets to the delicate intricacies of haute cuisine, I'm an equal opportunity eater. There's no such thing as a 'weird' food to me, only undiscovered delicacies waiting to be savored."

With a hearty laugh, he'd admit his penchant for indulgence knows no bounds.

"Some might call me a glutton, but I prefer the term 'enthusiastic epicurean.' Life's too short to stick to the same old boring dishes! I'm always on the lookout for the next culinary adventure, the next unforgettable taste sensation."

I wish I wasn't as fat as Elijah Eccleston

by exoticglizzy May 1, 2024

Elijah

These people usually have blonde hair and Hazel-brown eyes. Their hair is really fluffy and they like to let people touch it. Some times they tend to act like a child and scream, but never the less they are really nice. If they were to date anyone their name would most likely be Ophelia and their probably an Asexual. They also are probably platonicly adopted by someone names Skyler who probably has like 5 other kids and if dating a dumbass.

Elijah: *Screams*
Person: * Screams*

by Child_Collector April 21, 2022

Elijah

Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)

Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!

by bells.go.ding.bro March 17, 2022

elijah

he's a sweet boy that you could entrust anything about yourself to. he's the most supportive, caring, loving, understanding, amazing person you could ever meet. don't let first impressions fool you, because he'd possibly quickly become the most treasured person in your life. he replies slow sometimes, but mainly has really quick replies, and how much you love him will make up for it anyways. he's never ashamed or embarrassed to be close with you, and he won't let others affect you. he's always considerate and defensive, and 'bros over hoes' is practically non-existent in his eyes. he's also really intelligent and a great critical thinker and teammate. he's hardworking, respectful, and always strives to become a better version of himself everyday. his support is truly incomparable. he's a green flag in every possible way, and you're going to be so glad you met him. a stranger, to your favorite person on earth<3

'damn he's so misunderstood but he's so sweet, he must be an Elijah 🤓'

by andreaaa_ June 23, 2023