Dylan

Dylan is asian fag that has a shrimp penis and has a car and 700 cats and dogs in hia trunk to eat

FUCK DYLAN ATE MY DOG AND CAT FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Dog and cat eater June 2, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is asian fag that has a shrimp penis and has a car and 700 cats and dogs in hia trunk to eat

FUCK DYLAN ATE MY DOG AND CAT FUCK FUCK FUCK ayy

by Dog and cat eater June 2, 2019

Dylan

Dylan

can be really nice but if he hangs out with the wrong people he can be a jerk but he is always a person you want to keep in contact with he has gorgeous eyes and is trying to be an eboy but it’s fine it’s hawt he is someone you can trust and feel comfortable around no matter what, you guys may stop talking but he always comes back

Guy 1: damn did you see Dylan?
Guy 2: no probably going to steal my bitch with his little penis

by Stevie6282 June 9, 2019

Dylan

After losing what are the odds, you refuse to do what it is you agreed to do.

Man, you were a total Dylan when you lost what are the odds.

by jamesdurden March 30, 2019

Dylan

A nice guy who likes memes a LOT.

Ex: Oh god Dylan is gonna talk about memes again... RUN BEFORE THE CHUNGUS GETS US

by Memelover101 April 4, 2019

Dylan

Dick Head

Dylan is a dick head

by I Knew It !!! August 11, 2019

Dylan

A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.

Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan

Is he already with some other girl now?

Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there

by golden fire29 August 26, 2019