dry Eddie

The opposite of a wet Willie. It's when you stick your finger in your own ear, dig up some wax, then quicky stick your finger in someone's mouth.

Dave wouldn't stop bragging about his new Lexus, so I gave him a dry Eddie!

by Dry Eddie January 15, 2011

Dry Bone

To Fuck without lubricants

She wanted me to use the KY, but i'd rather "Dry Bone" her browneye.

by Vegas March 24, 2003

Dry Mormon

A person who acts like a Mormon (hangs out with Mormons, has the lifestyle and values of a Mormon) but is not a Mormon. This type of person is usually part of a different sect of Christianity and believes in things like not consuming drugs that affect the body (i.e. alcohol, caffeine), abstaining from premarital sex, and being an active part of his/her community.

Brian: Jessica's hot as hell, but I can't get with her cause she's a Mormon.

Joe: Naw man, she's just a dry mormon.

Brian: Sweet, really? Praise be to Joseph Smith!

by Andrewwwwk12 November 11, 2009

FIDDY DRY

When you are broke, have no money at all and you are stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Theres only one thing you can do!!!!!
That is!!! Go up to a tramp in the street and offer a bita FIDDY DRY mate!!!!!
This is when you recieve a payment of 50 pounds for the dry bummage of life!!!!!!!! oooooo yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sean: orrrrrrrrr no i'm skint. Yo tramp FIDDY DRY mi now!
Tramp: 40 mate 40.
Sean: Naw mate fiddy only
Tramp: Alright then bend over and take it dry like a sheep on steroids.
Sean: ooooooooo agarrrrrrrrrrrr

by SeanDanny!!! November 19, 2006

dry orgasm

When semen or cum doesn’t come out of your penis during an orgasm

He beated his meat and had a dry orgasm

by Minecraft1238 February 26, 2019

As dry as bread

An expression used to express speechlessness when someone says something extremely nasty and brutal for no apparent reason

-I hate Lilly she's a hoe and no one should like her.
-Oh! That was as dry as bread!

by the little robert May 31, 2015

Dry Cake

A cake or food which is made extremely rich and is basicly uneatable and unpleasant to eat. The maker of the cake shows that they still need some lessons and to be taught properly how to make a nice cake. The cake can be dry in a number of ways such as making it well in advanced of intending to eat it, making it a week before you will eat it. Another way to make it dry is to place dry things on the top of it such as chocolate finger biscuits or Maltesers. The end result is that you have made something which is unpleasant to eat.

Person 1: Check out that Cake
Person 2: That looks so dry
Person 1: It tastes dryer than the sahara desert
Person 2: Wow that must be a Dry Cake

by wtso1 January 16, 2012