Divan's Drill

An item worth 2 billion coins, or 200 booster cookies worth of coins. This item, in Hypixel Skyblock, will never get your money back because of how inefficient it is, and the fact you're gonna waste some of your minimum wage on this is pretty stupid. A maxed out Divan's Drill with some other equipment can make up to 50 million coins an hour, which means it would take 40 hours to get all of that sweet money back. Nobody would waste hours of their life using this, right? Right!?

stupidtimewaster MVP+: i got divan's drill haha

chillguywhosjustbored: aint that shit expensive jesus christ get a life

chillguywhosjustbored: also noone uses punctuation you fucking ding dong

by bean burrito with extra cheese May 7, 2024

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Get the Divan's Drillmug.

The Transition Drill

A very advanced sexual maneuver wherein the male partner receives a blumpkin while squatting over the woman's chest. As the stool drops (loose stool is preferable), the male transitions to the mexican chili dog. With climax approaching, he transitions to a hasty dirty sanchez and finishes with a transition to the strawberry shortcake. (Note: it is equally acceptable to complete the maneuver with a sad clown.)

"Dude, how did it go last night?"

"Man, she wouldn't go for the blumpkin, so I couldn't execute the transition drill. It was still pretty hot though."

by jeffc1911 September 23, 2009

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